Monday, April 14, 2008

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote

My has April come quickly. I apologize for my extended blogging hiatus, but my new life in Nottingham, England is so fast paced and hectic that I really just can't find I minute to spare. I've gone through a lot of changes in that past six months, so below I've included a current picture of myself, so you all can really see what a difference England has made. This is me getting home from the grocery store, one of my many responsibilities as postgrad student:
What is it in Notts that keeps Katy so busy that she is unable to blog? Well, here is a glimpse of an average day in the life of Katy D.

The mornings come on quickly, usually finding me awake as early as 10am, which is always a struggle since I usually don't manage to get into my bed until 10:30, or sometimes 11pm. Nevertheless, I greet the day merrily. Having taking up eating breakfast, I usually take the time to make myself a bowl of fruit, cereal, and yogurt, shared with a cheerful Belgian, to start me off right before the bustle of day begins.

After breakfast is my meditation time. The hearty food leaves me feeling pensive and introspective, so I adjourn to my room to ruminate on my daily tasks and goals. I find the most comfortable place for this mediation is lying supine on my bed, deep within the warmth of my duvet and blankets.

I can usually meditate only an hour and a half before the demands of the day drag me forth. Whereupon, I arise and begin my aggressive hygiene regime. A hasty shower of about 40 minutes does me good, where I tend to sit down in the tub beneath the running water and close my eyes, since this is one of the few moments I will have to myself all day.

Afterwards, swathed in a bathrobe and towels, or sometimes back into my pajamas if I have not found time to do laundry, I will begin to prepare for my classes. Always a planner, I am typically already completing my work for the class of that afternoon by noon that day, because I like the learning process to be as organic as possible, without forcing my brain to cram in information at the last moment. My studies continue for upwards of 15 minutes, or until I feel a bit hungry for lunch.

Always finishing up lunch by 3pm, I return to my studies, or dress and go to class until 5pm. If I can, I like to make a point to use the wonderful English weather to its fullest potential before the sun sets at 4. Putting on a sturdy jacket and some yellow wellies, I take a walk to the local Sainsburys, where I can find all of my groceries and housegoods needs in one, brightly lit megastore of convenience. There, even with the falling dollar, I can still manage to buy a loaf of bread for barely 5.50USD.

As you can imagine, by evening I am exhausted and need to settle down to a nice meal. But there is no rest for the weary, for I often have to wash, and dry, my dishes from the previous meal before I can make my dinner. Dinner is an active time in the flat, with roommates coming home and catching up, filled with stories of their days' events, which are sometimes even more chaotic than my own.

The day winds down with some cheerful banter about who does the dishes least, or how our small town of Beeston offers more to do than the greatest cities of the world. Sometimes we'll even watch a half hour tv programme if we can keep our eyes open. After which we each close our doors to rest our weary heads for the coming day when it all starts again.

There it is. You know a bit of my life now, and can perhaps understand why my blog has been so rarely blogged upon. Imagine me, when New York is just getting into its offices, already well on my way to getting dressed for the day. And on top it all off, I do work, sometimes 8 hours a week, recording myself saying "Press 1 for [pause] Crohn's Disease" for a local drug company.

I barely have a moment to think about Mike Burton and what he's eaten in Vegas this past weekend, my brain is so addled with memorizing practical things, like snippets of Middle English texts, or John Clare poems.

However, I actually have managed to fit in a week long trip to Belgium, from where I am currently writing, just to get away from all the hustle and bustle of Beeston. Yes, my studies may suffer, but sometimes you just have to step back and look at your life, or you'll miss it happening.

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Additionally, I have changed my bang swoop from the right side to the left:


(camera gives mirror image)

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Mike likes to eat apples and bananas.

Quick quiz: who goes together more? These two:
or these two:

Let's face it. Mike likes to eat anything. But in his most recent mikeaststoomuch blog, Mike has a problem most aptly described in the following metaphor:

Mike's hungry for a banana, but can only find an apple. Now nothing's wrong with apples. I've seen Mike eat them by the barrelful. But let's face it, when you're used to having a banana around when you want one, it's hard to be enthusiastic about the harder, more fibrous apple.

I have also been struggling to find that special someone who will just wander around aimlessly with me for hours, ignore me, and occasionally harangue or beat me. While I've met plenty of people willing to do at least one of the list, particularly the latter three, the quadruple punch is a rare and lucky find.
We could keep trying to replace one another with inferior substitutes, but that seems like more effort put forth than is customary from either of us. I guess what both Mike and I need to learn is that, in the end, too much apples or bananas gives you diarrhea.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

vs. In Search of Lost Time

How different one person's interpretation can be from another's.

Much like how, in the '90s, Enright managed to correct Scott-Moncrieff's long-reigning mistranslation of the title of Proust's garrulous opus À la Recherche du Temps Perdu, I must amend some of the facts blogged about on mikeatstoomuch.

It is true, I am no longer in New York. And I have no doubt that Mike has a hole in his heart, but I think it much more likely that this is a medical condition (see http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6940085.stm), than a result of my change of locations. Though I certainly wouldn't miss the opportunity to take credit for contributing to his ill health.

However, the inaccuracy that I would most like amend is the following. My train, in fact, did not come first. It was actually a number 5 train ending at Bowling Green that came, so I did not get on. Instead, I remained on the platform and watched Mike sitting cross-legged on the train with his back to me as he waited for it to pull out. I even took this picture:

Sunday, September 23, 2007

The face of Attention Deficit Disorder

Things I should have thought about carrying with me to the UK:

1. pants, besides the ones I'm wearing
2. shoes, besides the ones I'm wearing
3. sheets
4. a pillow
5. a towel
6. a fork and knife
7. money
and 8. toothpaste

Live, learn, and bring a corkscrew.

Thursday, September 13, 2007

That's some Twisted Cyster for you...

There's a support group for people with ovarian cysts called the "Big Cyster" program. Please refer to: http://www.pcosupport.org/living/teen/bigcysters.php if you think it might be right for you.

Monday, September 10, 2007

Gotta crawl to the ugly bug ball.

These are two leopard slugs mating. They're using 4 inches long, which, to me, seems pretty big for a slug.

I ran into four of these last night as I keyed into the Bushwick backhouse to pass out. When the flood light came on, I saw this long, fat, striped thing swishing slowly around on a plate. It's a slugs version of gamboling about, probably. I thought it was a snake and shrieked, "holy Shit!" Then I noticed another, dangling froma branch like in the picture, except it was but one and not caught in flagrante.

That's some sort of mucus liquid it excretes that they are hanging from here.

Then I saw another, and another. It was a regular bug crawl.

Leopard slugs are hermaphroditic, so after they mate, both carry and lay eggs in clear, bubble shells. I think I could get Mike to eat one of these, but I'd say it's myabe 60/40 he'd do it with the right prompting.

This morning one was squashed and shriveled on the ground. But the cool things about slugs is that they're one of the few things out there that aren't any more gross dead than alive.